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Manong Driver

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Hi Manong Jeepney Driver,

How is life going to your araw? I am hoping that today is maganda for you so you won’t make init ulo. It looks like kasi you are having a pinagdadaanan. Like you know?

Why do you make hinto kasi on every kanto even if there’s walang tao. Duh. The people are still making ligo for their trabaho and your are already making hintay for them in the kanto. My god, imagine how many kantos are there.

You also make galit of the nanay with her anak because she doesn’t make kandong the anak so that other pasaheros can hop in your sasakyan. You even make galit the pasahero for being maarte because they didn’t make sakay because it’s masikip. You make sigaw to them to make para a taxi instead.

The traffic here in the Philippines is heavy also because of the government making hukay the daanan and making aspalto. Yet, you don’t want to make gilid your jeep when a pasahero make para. You are like making harang both the two lane daanan. You do this so that other drivers would not make singit and make agaw passangers ahead. Also, while the matanda is stepping down on your jeepney after she makes para, you already make andar the jeep like you are nagmamadali. It’s a good thing it is not really pansinin. Noting that kanina you make antay matagal now you are like making the pasaheros madali. Shucks! You are making my bangs so sakit even if I’m so kalbo. Gosh.

The next time I make kita of you, I will try not to make sakay on your jeep. You made me late kasi kanina. I hope you make ayos your pinagdadaanan too.

Making Salamat,
cheese

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22 thoughts on “Manong Driver

  1. Dami kong tawa dito sa post mo, Cheese. Alam na alam ko yung mga hinanankit na yan lalo na pag nagmamadali kang makarating sa gusto mong puntahan.

    I’ll make tawa much uli ha, excuse me…haha

  2. Kaya ako kahit na ano pa reklamo nila, basta hindi sila tumitino hindi ako talaga papayag sa dagdag pasahe. Pag gumanda pasada nila at disiplina kahit doblehin ko pa bayad.

    • Naiintindihan ko naman na kailangan nilang kumita. Yun nga lang, ako rin kailangan ko ring kumita. Give and take lang kumbaga. Saka in general, matino naman sila. May mangilan ngilan lang na ganito.

  3. There are certain days talaga na babadtripin ka nila. And though you want to make sapak their faces e hindi naman uubra. So you would make sarili nalang your sama ng loob and you’ll wish nalang that next time hindi katulad nya. Hayyy.

  4. Hehehe oo nga naman, marami kaseng time si manong. Kung papipiliin ka, driver na mahilig sa kanto, or driver na may lbm magpatakbo?

  5. all hail eberewan…toy, pasukli muna tayo sa petron

    tuloy si sir nag emote at nag homeletics na naman!

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